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- October 27, 1993
- Top Ten Revelations In The Packwood Diary
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- 10. Spends thousands of dollars a month on them teen chat lines
- 9. Bill Bradley usually beats the 24-second clock (If you know what I mean)
- 8. Only ten percent of taxpayer's money went to Heidi Fleiss
- 7. Jesse Helms has never seen himself naked
- 6. One thing all of the Senators have in common...Madonna
- 5. Favorite pickup line: "If you've got the ways, I've got the means"
- 4. When he's too tired to go out, Packwood sometimes sexually harasses
- himself
- 3. Bob Dole? A woman
- 2. Daniel Patrick Moynihan's hat is often used as a birth control device
- 1. Senate pages say "Yea" more than "Nea"
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